Friday, 6 October 2017

CHILLCRAB AND ZERO FILLING

某天lunch time 到办公室附近的蛋糕店买点心招待客户。

选点心时听到身后有位customer问店员：请问你们的"Classic Curry Puff"和"Singapore Curry Puff"有什么不一样？店员挂了副像屎一般的脸回答：一个里面是zero, 一个里面是马铃薯。

真的非常好奇那"zero"到底是什么样的馅啊？是代表没有馅的意思吗？好歹也交代一下哪一款是有马铃薯馅的吧？可那位customer没说什么，我就不好意思插嘴。

当我结了账准备离开时，客人终忍不住于发问了："Zero" 到底是什么？

店员没好气地答：是"鸡肉"！

还记得冠头移的故事吗？


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